Still funny

I am not the one you text about your bullshit to

I am not the one you send your stupid selfies to

I am not the one you tag on memes

I am not the one you share your depressions with

I am not the one you ask for advice

I am not the one you think about before you go to sleep

I am the king‘s fool

A punchline

That‘s what I am

And that‘s all I‘ll ever be

Turns out joke ain‘t funny

When it‘s on you