Ježíš potkává Buddhu
Ježíš potkává Buddhu
J: Ahoj Buddho, mohu si přisednout a pobýt chvíli ve tvé přítomnosti?
B: Řekni mi Ježíši, v čí přítomnosti chceš pobýt?
J: Ve tvé přítomnosti.
B: Myslíš v přítomnosti tohoto těla, které vidíš?
J: Vždyť já vím, Buddho, že jsme jen hromádka prachu, přesto bych rád pobyl ve tvé přítomnosti.
B: V mé?
J: Promiň Buddho, jen pobýt v přítomnosti.
B: V tom případě můžeš.
A tak tam tiše seděli a sedí tam dodnes.
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vcera se ke mne dostal tenhle vtipek:
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus me brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No,oi I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
(Are you ready for this????)
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure dis is where he fell in?"
a nezapomen komentare mluvi o autorech komentu ne o tobe nebo tvem dile, stejne jako tve reakce mluvi o tobe
01.12.2008 15:55:00 | Romana Šamanka Ladyloba
Fantasmagorie pokračuje. Nech si svého Buddhu, věnuj se mu naplno a Ježíše prosím vynech. Je to odporný, fakt.
28.11.2008 18:07:00 | PatriceB